HowTo: Eat a Human

Every once in a while, we highlight a questionable Faux-To on WonderHowTo. For example, tested false by Mythbusters and others, the tennis ball car break-in method appears to be completely debunk (even though Russell Crow pulls it off in his latest film, "The Next Three Days").

However, in the case of cannibalism, there's no debate about it. No question: this is a Faux-To.

Please, DO NOT attempt to eat a human, not matter how clear these instructions are. But, in the event of the apocalypse, now you know: eating the brain will make you go crazy, and the buttocks make a good Sunday roast.

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16 Comments

OMG that is sick !

Great information! I'm printing out the diagrams to add to my Apocalypse survival box!

maybe a doctor cant help you

Awesome! Hannibal-style. Now... do you remove the bile inside the gallbladder, or keep it in while baking?

go see a doctor

Always wonder which part will taste the best, should I had to eat human flesh,
Thanks but no thanks (maybe some spare ribs.) He- He !

the thigh is my favorite part

well, i should not post here, i don't picture myself eating humans, but in México we still use the best recipe for human flesh (without human) it is called Pozole perfectionated since 1500 years ago, nowadays it is usually to switch between chicken or pork, no body thinks of returning the ancient Aztec tradition of eating human flesh. But at least we know Pozole is delicioso for chicken or pork even armadillo