News: Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

It's the American way. Bacon & guns. Here it is, step-by-step instructions for cooking bacon with an actual machine gun, via Reddit.

Step 1 Wrap the barrel in tin foil. Then wrap bacon around it, & tie with string.

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

Step 2 Wrap more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string.

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

Step 3 Insert barrel into cooking device.

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

Step 4 Shoot a few short bursts. Smell the aroma of bacon.

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

Step 5 Try, say, 150-250 rounds of ammo.

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

Step 6 Done. Eat!

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

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Really wish this was a video,would have been great to see barrel cooked bacon.

Great what should we call this flavor?

machine gun yum!

Genius, PATEN PENDING PATENT PENDING.

If you used 7.62mm Centerfire ammo at $0.25 per round, this little dish will cost you about $50.00. You still have to cook the eggs.

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