Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

It's the American way. Bacon & guns. Here it is, step-by-step instructions for cooking bacon with an actual machine gun, via Reddit.

Wrap the barrel in tin foil. Then wrap bacon around it, & tie with string.

Wrap more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string.

Insert barrel into cooking device.

Shoot a few short bursts. Smell the aroma of bacon.

Try, say, 150-250 rounds of ammo.

Done. Eat!

• Previously, Woo Your Lady With a Bacon Broquet.