News: Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

It's the American way. Bacon & guns. Here it is, step-by-step instructions for cooking bacon with an actual machine gun, via Reddit.

Step 1 Wrap the barrel in tin foil. Then wrap bacon around it, & tie with string.

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

Step 2 Wrap more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string.

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

Step 3 Insert barrel into cooking device.

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

Step 4 Shoot a few short bursts. Smell the aroma of bacon.

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

Step 5 Try, say, 150-250 rounds of ammo.

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

Step 6 Done. Eat!

Machine Gun + Bacon + 250 Rounds Ammo = Good Ol' American Breakfast

6 Comments

Really wish this was a video,would have been great to see barrel cooked bacon.

Great what should we call this flavor?

Genius, PATEN PENDING PATENT PENDING.

If you used 7.62mm Centerfire ammo at $0.25 per round, this little dish will cost you about $50.00. You still have to cook the eggs.

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