It's the American way. Bacon & guns. Here it is, step-by-step instructions for cooking bacon with an actual machine gun, via Reddit.
Step 1 Wrap the barrel in tin foil. Then wrap bacon around it, & tie with string.
Step 2 Wrap more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string.
Step 3 Insert barrel into cooking device.
Step 4 Shoot a few short bursts. Smell the aroma of bacon.
Step 5 Try, say, 150-250 rounds of ammo.
Step 6 Done. Eat!
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